Eric + Yata + San-chan

[chickshades]

[ You would think after years off getting the oh-so intimidating death smile from Kusanagi-san, the boys of HOMRA would learn not to rough house in the bar. But, well... they're all idiots, aren't they?

But this time, rather than being forced to give a simple apology to the bar, Kusangi-san had a different idea. The boys were going to raise the money to replace what they'd broken. Which, unfortunately for them, was a lot.

So, officially kicked out of the bar for the rest of afternoon, Bandou turns to his partners in crime. ]


So, uh... You guys got money, right?

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[redstray]

[Hey Yata started it by going after Bandou, Eric antagonized Yata and one thing led to another annnnd...yeah. But getting kicked out wasn't a thing Eric had wanted. Especially since he was stuck with one person he didn't exactly want to be with.

He gives Bandou a look though when he asks that question. Does Eric look like he's had money for a while?]

Maybe the Chihuahua has some in his piggy bank.

[shortstature]

[Hey, Bandou had actualy started it by being a fucking moron! Never mind that Yata had started the actual physical part of the altercation which wss why these three were temporarily banned from the bar this afternoon.]

Eh, fuck you Eric.

[Since he's already gotten in trouble with Kusanagi-san today, he wasn't in the mood to potentially make matters worse.]

...Yeah. I have a little, but it's not nearly enough to cover everything, but it's a start. We're gonna have to get more.

[chickshades]

[ And leave it to Bandou to still be a fucking moron even now as he laughs stupidly at Eric's comment.

He stops quickly enough though when he realizes that Yata not having enough cash means... work. ]

Well I'm broke...

[ Suddenly... An idea! ]

Hey! Let's sell your headphones! We could probably get like 1500 yen for 'em!

[redstray]

[If Bandou started it being an idiot, then it would never end though.]

Our phones would be a better option, if we didn't want them anymore...

[Buut yeah he doesn't want to sell his k thanks]

[shortstature]

Nobody's selling anything you jerks!

[Yata's ass is pretty sore at the suggestion of selling his headphones.]

We're just gonna have to think of something that can get a good bit of cash right away.

[chickshades]

HEY! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY CAN'T WE SELL SHIT?!

I could find a pawn shop on the internet right now!

[ Shootin' his idea down, right off the bat... Come on man. ]

[redstray]

If we sold everything we had, it wouldn't be enough.

[Some of Kusanagis bottles are more expensive then what they could afford]

Better to find a way to earn some money, like a job.

[shortstature]

[It's totally not cool that Eric, as the youngest of this group, is the most sensible, minus the fact he likes to pick on Yata.]

The brat's right, Bandou. We gotta get a job. And more importantly one that pays quickly.

[chickshades]

[ Yep. And the oldest is a whiny grudge-holder. ]

Tch. I thought my idea was awesome.

None of the places around here pay well anyway!

[ Well, Bandou sweetie, nowhere pays well when you get fired after only working there for two days. ]

[redstray]

[Just because you two think like idiots doesn't mean everyone else does]

Only if we needed just 1500 yen [Not like Yata uses them or anything]

What else could we do, then?

[shortstature]

Find a job that will pay us as we do it. Not like, every month?

[chickshades]

[ Cue the Jeopardy music as Bandou thinks.

Or maybe it's crickets chirping. ]


...yeah I got nothing.

[redstray]

[The majority of Eric's plans that he could think of involved drugs, but since that was kinda impossible with Homra...]

Raids...stealing...bounties...

[He tilts his head]

Good ways to get a lot of money fast...there aren't many.

[shortstature]

...Bouties. You mean, like being paid to do what we already do for free?

[Yata's really liking the sound of that.]

Maybe we should give it a try...

[chickshades]

[ Bandou's head suddenly perks up. Damnit, he hates to admit to Eric coming up with something better than him but... ]

That. Idea. Sounds. AWESOME!!

Oh man can we really be bounty hunters??

[ Someone triggered San-chan's inner nerd. ]

[redstray]

It...does?

[Eric is confused, why are you guys actually excited about that?]

Uhm, if we found an information broker...and if they had any clients. Depending on the amount on their heads...we could be bounty hunters...it can be fast money.

[shortstature]

Sounds good. I think we should try it!

[Not even Yata has a problem admitting Eric came up with a good idea.]

Lead the way, brat. It was all your idea.

[chickshades]

[ Someone's hanging back, hands in his pockets, looking to the side suspiciously. ]

Uh. You guys go on ahead. I'll meet up with ya in a bit.

[ Don't worry, he's not skipping out. Go and gather that info, he'll be back like he said. ]

[redstray]

Sure...

[Now he has to remember contacts, find out where they are now, haggle for a good bounty, and bring Yata with him. He's left alone with Yata...IS THAT A GOOD IDEA?

Have a weird look Bandou]

Uhm...we'll meet you here in an hour?

[shortstature]

Hurry up you idiot!


[Yata, instead of giving him a weird look, glares at San-chan.]

We need to get this done soon!

[chickshades]

[ ONE HOUR LATER!

Bandou comes running up to where he'd agreed to meet his comrades. He stops in front of them, pausing to catch his breath for a moment, but once he does he stands up straight, a giant dumb as hell grin on his face. ]

Welp, I'm ready!

[ And by ready, he's referring to what he ran home for. Which was to change. Into this. You guys can give him complements on his awesome idea any time now. ]

[redstray]

[Yata and Eric managed to get a good bounty info that would pay off Kusanagi's poor bar.And they didn't manage to kill each other in the process. Progress!

And finally Bandou shows up and...looking stupid as always with that grin on his face]

Why did you need to get ready for?

[Eric doesn't even know the difference, you always look weird to him]

[shortstature]

...That's a stupid fucking outfit. I thought you went home to do something useful!

[For some reason, this pisses Yata off. But then again...what doesn't piss Yata off?]

[chickshades]

WHAT?!

IT'S NOT FUCKING STUPID!! WE'RE GOING BOUNTY HUNTING, AREN'T WE??

[redstray]

We are.

[Eric is still confused, even with him noticing the newish outfit]

Is it...a bounty hunting outfit? It doesn't make much sense.